Mr Bangtastic bitch!

bryanstars:

if you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you’re lying

slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

toxxiczombie:

Thy Art Is Murder @ The Rev 06/06/13 by William M France on Flickr.

th3worldonfir3:

goatkult:

bless
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this one goes out to you, amanda

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

sjmoriarty:

one time i was channel surfing and i came to a scene in twilight where rob pattinson climbs up into a tree as edward cullen and i changed the channel and rob pattinson hopped out of a tree as cedric diggory from harry potter